I'm a new age Twinkie

from by Les Visible

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I'm a new age Twinkie
And Surfer Doggie did me!
Surfer Dog did Sherry
And Cathy and Amber and Gaia
And Rainbow Girl!

I'm a new age Twinkie
My brain's a piece of pastry
I'm a goddess in my mind
Men worship my behind!
I make teenage boys go blind!
(And my uncle's doing time)

I'm a new age Twinkie
And Dredlock Doggie did me
Backwards and sideways
And with some ropes and pulleys!
Dredlock Dog did Sherry
And Cathy and Amber and Gaia
And Rainbow Girl!

I'm a new age Twinkie
The yoga master did me!
I read the cliff notes on rebirthing and massage
And Reiki
Now I am a Master!
Oh now I am a god...
Actually a goddess!
A tantric dancing fool!
I'll unscrew your head and dance on the wires
And tie a knot in your tool!

I'm a new age Twinkie
What it is... and what it was.
What do they mean...
"Goddess is as goddess does"?
So I change my mind a hundred times
And scream and pull my hair and then
Get real kind, sweet and calm!
Who says I'm not "all there"?
And where is "there"?

Just because I'm 17
And didn't finish school...
Hey, I can read and write!
I know Chomsky is a... guy!

I identify with everything!
( What... that?")
Yeah, that's cool too!
See I had my tongue pierced and got a tattoo
Of Lao Tzu
On my ass!
It's so, so, so... fun?
Totally hot!

I got a text message
From my spirit guide...
(Yeah, he did me too!)
And Sherry
And Cathy and Amber and Gaia
And Rainbow Girl!

From the inside...
Oh I forget where I was!

I think I'm almost finished!
My story's almost told
Someone told me it was fun to watch
Pretty girls grow old!
So fun!
It's... so fun!
It's... uhhhhh
It's ahhhh
Ohhhh!

Here comes another Doggie....
Time out!
She'll be back!

credits

from Almost a Capella, track released October 3, 2007

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